Some people out here saying spaghetti is impossible to fuck up. I’d like to remind them that that is not true.
My one experience with a homemade white meal.
These niggas said we was having spaghetti.
They gave me a plate of noodles with diced tomatoes on top.
I damn near cried, man.
That shit tasted like imagination.
I would say they seasoned it with tears, but shit tears got salt in em.
I felt bad for white people for the first time.
I woulda made niggas slaves too if I was eating like this.
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Same with tampons and periods
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When you write a word and it looks wrong but it’s right and you just sit there and contemplate life.
"She thought she was independent and strong, but she got one small taste of love and she was hungrier than anyone."
- Ann Brashares (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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A stunning first-half display helped Nigeria book their place in the Afcon final by beating Mali 4-1 in the semi-final at Moses Mabhida Stadium.
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I bu Chim oh
I bu Chim
I bu Chi anyam ji ahu uzo
Agada gbachiri uzo nwoke obi oma
Olilanya nke ndi nso
Ahihia nwuru ok ma ahihia ereghi oku
O gini kam ga eji tuoro gi ozuoro gi
A gam akpo isi ala nye gi ekele, I bu Chim!
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"Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter."
- Samuel J. (via erraticintrovert)
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so uhm at what age is your butt posed to get big? i don’t think mine knows its time.
