My one experience with a homemade white meal.
These niggas said we was having spaghetti.
They gave me a plate of noodles with diced tomatoes on top.
I damn near cried, man.
That shit tasted like imagination.
I would say they seasoned it with tears, but shit tears got salt in em.
I felt bad for white people for the first time.
I woulda made niggas slaves too if I was eating like this.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Same with tampons and periods
When you write a word and it looks wrong but it’s right and you just sit there and contemplate life.
- Ann Brashares (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
A stunning first-half display helped Nigeria book their place in the Afcon final by beating Mali 4-1 in the semi-final at Moses Mabhida Stadium.
I bu Chim oh
I bu Chim
I bu Chi anyam ji ahu uzo
Agada gbachiri uzo nwoke obi oma
Olilanya nke ndi nso
Ahihia nwuru ok ma ahihia ereghi oku
O gini kam ga eji tuoro gi ozuoro gi
A gam akpo isi ala nye gi ekele, I bu Chim!
- Samuel J. (via erraticintrovert)
so uhm at what age is your butt posed to get big? i don’t think mine knows its time.