the-real-goddamazon:

theladyinthestripeddress:

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Yesss

IT’S ALWAYS FROZEN POULTRY

So I’m testing out this “vaseline makes your eyebrows and eyelashes grow” notion

Will get back to you in 4-6 weeks.

If you’ve never seen a penis enter a vagina that part of your life will end your first week on tumblr.

I’ve been dwelling in my mind’s memories more than I’ve been present in reality.

heylookitstimmy:

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

story of my life

I always had the biggest heart.

So Into You by Tamia the type of joint you play when you with bae chilling or just lying down, lights on or off, with the fan on high.

5 things my vagina does not make me

I really enjoyed reading this week’s post. I fucked with number 5 especially heavy. It’s a great, short, and honest read